I thought I'd learn German in about 12 months. I figured that seen as I lived in a German-speaking city and had decent motivation (desperate need to order coffee without stumbling on my words) it would simply come to me in good time. Presumably in the night, like a lightning strike, or a giant slap to the side of the head. One year seemed, to my naive ambitious self, a perfectly reasonable amount of time to pick up the intricacies of conversation.

I've since discovered 3 things;

1) I'm not a patient person

2) 12 months flies by when you move to a new country

3) Learning a language is not as easy as movie montages make it appear (damn you Colin Firth in Love, Actually!)

I'm now two years into my Expat life in Vienna and still at a beginners level of German. I can follow conversation in a group of Deutsch speaking friends, thankfully coffee & brunch ordering is now possible too. But the true art of expressing myself fluently still eludes me.

Life priorities

I've tried intensive courses at IKI, which were challenging but got me the building blocks. I've experimented with reading children's books with S to reach the language the same way I learned English - through a love of reading. Now I'm enrolled at the Deutschinsitut, a slightly slower paced course better suited to full-time work schedules.The kicker in Vienna is - everybody speaks English. Including my entirely English-speaking workplace. With such a flood of tourists and International organisations in the city, you could actually get by without learning a scrap of Deutsch. But I'm pretty sure that makes you an Expat arsehole.

Never, ever, be this guy

 So here are a few ways I'm trying to force myself to speak more Deutsch everyday -  if you have any language learning tips to add please let me know in the comments!- Talk and talk and talk at home. I wuss out of talking Deutsch at home. All. The. Time. I'm like a 1950's housewife avoiding sex, with my standard lines of 'I'm just so tired today' 'Its been a really long week' 'Do you really want to? Right now?'. It's the biggest challenge, but should be one of the easiest to overcome - it just takes discipline from you and your housemates.- Text message auf Deutsch. This is an everyday activity that will sharpen your writing skills. I can follow conversation face to face, but my spelling and conjugation when writing Deutsch isn't great. Texting gives you some everyday practice. Just make sure you only try this with your native German-speaking friends - group Whats App messages in German with the English-speaking family don't go down so well.- Read the free papers & familiar magazines. The U-bahn daily metro papers are filled with small, easy to follow articles with pictures. I can't understand every word, but the gist of the article can be pieced together with regular reading to extend your vocab. I've also had a go at purchasing the Deutsch version of Cosmo. Even when written in another language the articles about 'This seasons hottest Winter Coats' & celebrity interviews are the same format as in English, making it easier to follow along.

- Ask for help. When you're talking to a native speaker and they say a word you've never heard, ask what it is. Yes, it will be excruciating, yes it makes you feel about 10 feet tall, but if you don't ask, your friends can't help and you won't learn. Suck it up and ask for help (still my biggest challenge!)Lastly, there's a few different language schools that offer courses at varying price levels to get you on your way to comfortably speaking. Courses aren't for everyone - some friends have learnt German from reading comic books or spending time deep in the countryside where there is no other option - but for me, the structure of a school and deadlines keep me honest. A few of the better known ones are:www.berlitz.com - One of the most expensive. Strictly only apply if your workplace can afford to cover the costs. They have 1 to 1 sessions, small groups and private office tutoring available.www.IKI.com - My first Deutsch Kurs experience, it's very thorough, moves at a decent pace and they offer intensive day time courses and 8 week evening courses. Your certificate from the OIF is included in the price, which is worth keeping in mind when you compare to other cheaper schools.www.deutschinstitut.com The current option I'm trialling, these guys are reasonably priced, in the central 6th district and use the same workbooks as IKI. Their evening courses are particularly popular.www.deutschakademie.at These guys are the budget conscious option in Vienna. When I first moved here and money was super tight we looked into courses here. To be honest, their offices and setup put me completely off when I went to enrol - everything felt cramped in, they were using old computers despite their location on the Ringstrasse it just seemed, well, cheap & nasty. Friends have studied there and liked the additional materials but I'm not sold on it myself.My Deutsch is still a work in progress, but I'd love to hear anyone else's tricks to picking up a language - if only to give me hope that I will one day conquer the dreaded German Grammar!